hi my name is emma and i am my biggest fan. i spend half my time as a self obsessed gangster and the other half as a superimposed megalomaniac. have a blasty and enjoy ur stay.

also apparently this is a jelly fish and space blawg, who knew???


nooowestayandgetcaught:

dduane:

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

Stephen Colbert on Oreo’s “Gay” Cookie Agenda

HOW DID HE DO THIS AND KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE THE WHOLE TIME. I LOST IT AT ‘LICKING THEIR CREAM OFF’.

And let’s hear it for the Freaky Molecular Threeway.  :)

 This is the greatest innovation in postal-flavored technology since those stamps I got from that guy at the Phish concert that made me taste sound.
- Stephen Colbert
After all I have a close personal relationship to superman. Although we’ve never been seen together. I wonder why.

After all I have a close personal relationship to superman. Although we’ve never been seen together. I wonder why.

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