❝ They stopped more young black men than there are in New York City. That can mean only one of two things: either they’re targeting young black men so often that the same ones are getting frisked over and over, or the much simpler explanation. Threat No. 3: Inter-dimensional Black People. Clearly there’s a rift in the race time continuum — they’re coming over from other dimensions to be black at us.
- Stephen Colbert, May 10, 2012, mocking New York’s “stop and frisk” program. Hard to see how it was found illegal, huh? (via politicalprof
Stephen Colbert on Oreo’s “Gay” Cookie Agenda
HOW DID HE DO THIS AND KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE THE WHOLE TIME. I LOST IT AT ‘LICKING THEIR CREAM OFF’.
And let’s hear it for the Freaky Molecular Threeway. :)
❝ This is the greatest innovation in postal-flavored technology since those stamps I got from that guy at the Phish concert that made me taste sound.
- Stephen Colbert